Birthday Sunday & The Horrible People Play

Sunday 18th Jan 2015

4.11 am today and though it’s my birthday I woke to no fanfare. I don’t understand it. Perhaps next year. Mind you, it would have been fun to see whether Mike could sleep through it. I popped to the loo and as soon as I got back turned the computer on. Let’s see how well the blog did last night. I was really happy to see there weren’t too many emails so that I spend another day hunched over the machine. I worked till 6.00 am then went to take the first antibiotic of the day. Because I had to turn the kitchen light on it seemed reasonable to do the fish as well. They knew I was there after all. I tuned on the tank light. My expectations of finding Big Al with a Happy Birthday banner were dashed when I saw him take one look at me and hide under the bridge.”Well, thanks for nothing” I said.my voice quickly attracting Morecambe and Wise to the top of the tank to listen to me. Down below it was business as usual as Little Al and Sharkey jostled for the best position under the feeding flap.

I put some flake in for Morecambe and Wise then dropped some pellets on the heads of the eager beavers below. The two new synodontis swam over to scour the bottom for food and the mid sized plec did the same. It was quite funny seeing them snuffling along the bottom searching between the gravel for food.  Big Al obviously wasn’t coming out while I was there this morning which must mean I’m in trouble again as I’ll never believe he’s shy.

I closed the food flap and turned to take my tablet. It wasn’t worth my taking the time to disturb myself after so I took all my usual meds too then made a coffee to take back. As I passed through the lounge I almost dropped the drink when something seemed to loom before me. OMG, it was the balloon from Temptations yesterday just moving in the breeze created by my movement. I would remember to come back later and put my cards up. By 7.20 am I had cleared the decks even having gone in to facebook and answered a couple of messages.I went through to the kitchen to leave my cup in the sink then sat in my chair in the lounge watching it start to get lighter. At some stage I nodded off until 8.35 am I returned to the bedroom and started work again. It was nice there seemed to be no pressure and a few comments were starting to come through about the blog and a few birthday wishes. Then my mobile started too with well wishers from withing the family. Yes you cheeky beggars, there still are some.

9.45 am and I heard Mike heading towards the loo. I left my post and went to make him a drink. I knew he wouldn’t go back to bed again. His drink was ready on the table when he came through. I stood and chatted to him as I opened and read my cards eliciting the odd grunt. I sat down and chatted as he had his drink. I suggested we could go into Prestatyn and get the free drinks owed us by Marks and Spencer’s after his disastrous dinner before Christmas. Trouble was neither of us made a move to get dressed until 11.00 am by which time it was too late to do anything except go for lunch. We both went to dress and oddly enough ended up in exactly the same trousers. No, not the same pair you ninny, we each owned a pair. At 11.30 we headed off and arrived at the Bells at 11.50 am. The girls were there before us, waiting in the car park and waving as we pulled in. We went inside.

Karen went to the bar to order soft drinks and I gave Mike my voucher for a free birthday meal. He  wouldn’t let me pay for the other meals so he did that on his card. Karen had found a table so I went to sit down and Jo brought our drinks over.I passed a gift each over as they placed gifts for me on the table. There was a lovely Uncle card and I was given some sheepskin slippers, a beautiful maroon/white shirt and a maroon jumper.They were really nice. I gave my thanks before we got down to the serious business of food. At that moment there was no-one in the queue so the four of us wandered over     ( at a run) and created a queue of our own. I chose beef as my meat and was kindly given an extra piece because it was my birthday. I went on to help myself to all the veg and two kinds of potatoes. When the girls got back to the table I saw the chef must have thought we were all having a birthday. Karen and Jo had 3 Yorkshire puddings each and Jo had even more slices of meat than me..There’s no way I’ll ever get to look like her so I needn’t build my hopes up.

I remembered to take my foodie tabs both before and after the meal.Today I even had a pudding which Jo kindly paid for. I tell you I was thoroughly spoiled. We sat chatting for a while then I left to have a cigarette outside. Mike joined me. When we came back Jo went as Karen wouldn’t be on her own. At 1.30 pm we were ready to leave. The girls were ready to go to Rhyl to a shop they wanted while Mike and I were also going to Rhyl in search of fish. In the shop we like here was a fantastic catfish about 6″ long but much as I loved it, I didn’t want one fish on it’s own. I settled for two hoplo catfish which are only about 2″ long but they’ll grow.

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Finally we headed for home and put the bag on the edge of the tank to acclimatise it. Then I could go to work. The screams might have been silent but they were there as I opened the mail box to way over 200 messages with more arriving all the time.After 20 minutes I added some of the tank water to the bag with the fish so they’d get used to that. Morecambe was swimming around the bag being very nosy about he new neighbours. Back to work. I was not making any headway. I went into facebook and answered two messages, but also found literally hundreds of birthday greetings that I’d never get through. I resolved to put a notice up tomorrow to thank everyone.The last 20 minutes had already passed before I remembered to go and release the new fish who may be called Abbot and Costello. I haven’t quite decided.I had two short breaks to give Mike a bit of company during the evening, one was to make our tea. Other than that I’ve sat here despairing of ever catching up. But, just minutes before midnight I did, so this has been a late night. Now 12.50 am and my reading time has evaporated. It’s been a lovely day though.

Monday.

Here we are again. Have I slept? It’s a 4.49 am start and I know I’m awake but feel I shouldn’t be. That’s how the day started today. I got out of bed, donned my dressing gown and walked to the loo almost normally, though that’s not saying much in my case. After asking my bladder to pee or get off the pot, why bring me this far if you’re not sure you want to go or not? I came back and switched on the computer. Though I logged into my mail I actually visited Facebook first. There were even more birthday wishes than yesterday and two more messages. I was forced to write a general, cover-all thank you to everyone or I’d have been doing individual replies for hours. I answered the two messages then logged out and came back to my emails. Amazingly there were only 5 from last night and the rest were as fresh as a daisy. No frauds, fakers or conmen today, just pure blogs almost. There were a couple of very easy to deal with adverts. (straight to the bin ). I started on liking, commenting and/or re-tweeting  some of the wonderful posts you’d all made though I can’t understand why you’re all up at that time. If it’s dark here you should all be in bed there, wherever your particular there is. It’s those bolshie Aussies that upset the applecart determined to have their day in direct contrast to us.

At 6.10 am I remembered my 6.00 am tablet and went to take it. After taking it I looked in the tank even though the light was off. I could see one of my new hoplo catfish swimming about but the other one was obviously dead and looked partly chewed. I quickly turned the light on. Yes, definitely dead,not moving at all. I was wondering whether to grab the net and remove the corpse before Mike woke when the little beggar moved. He must like playing statues and won that game hands fins down. The position he’d been lying in was awkward and I think a darker patch to his head misled me about his general condition. I’m so glad. I don’t generally lose my new fish like that. I looked around to see how the others were doing and was momentarily distracted by the attention Morecambe and Wise paid me when I realised I hadn’t seen Big Al. Everyone else was accounted for even the brilliantly disguised plecs, but of Big Al, no sign. I got down on my knees so my head was level with the bottom of the tank. He wasn’t under the bridge nor in the amphora, he wasn’t in the shipwreck but I was fast becoming a nervous wreck. He is getting on in fishy terms poor chap but even a corpse he should be too big too miss. I stood with great difficulty and for some reason looked around the kitchen like he was waiting to jump out and say BOO to me. As I looked back at the tank in despair, there he was, as smug as always and laying at the front of the tank watching me. At first I was flooded with relief ( I must be a masochist) then I became cross that he’d done it which was followed rapidly by How did he do it? The only answer I can come up with is that Somnos took him for a chat and sent him back which if true, bodes ill for me.

I took all my other morning meds and made a coffee to take back to the bedroom with me. Last night Mike had said he could have a lie in today. His Dad has an appointment at 1.00 pm so he doesn’t need to be there until 11.00 am. I pointed out to be there at 11.00 am he’d need to leave here by no later than 10.00 am. To do that he’d need to be up drinking his coffee at 9.00 am. Reluctantly he agreed. I gave him 10 extra minutes and took the coffee through at 9.10 am. I spoke, he answered then went back to sleep. At 9.20 am I reminded him the drink was there, he responded then went back to sleep. At 9.35 am the postman came and just putting a few letters through was able to wake Mike again. It was still almost 9.45 am before he managed to come through to the lounge though. Chances of leaving at 10.00- laughable, of reaching his dad by 11.00 am, impossible. Maybe next week I’ll start at 8.00 am.

With some effort Mike left the house at 10.20 am . I left at the same time to head to the chemist and to Pauline’s. For some reason I decided not to bother cooking today so while I was close by I visited the sandwich shop. I ordered a ham and onion  bap for my lunch and some awful dread power came over me as I ordered a bacon bap which I decided to call breakfast. Just to make it worse I bought an egg custard too. After Pauline’s I went straight back home and chewing my bacon bap I started work again. This welcome break from routine meant my normal lunchtime was blown out of the water but it didn’t stop me from breaking at midday to watch Bargain Hunt. It did mean I had no pots to wash up afterwards though. YAY. I worked from 1.00 -2.15 pm then watched Father Brown which I think has become more habit than pleasure now. It does mean I get a regular break from the screen of course which everyone tells me is good. I fully intended to really put my back into it between 2.15 -4.30 but I’d only just sat down when there was a knock at the door. I wasn’t expecting anyone so I rather gingerly opened the door.  Naturally I opened it wider when I saw an attractive young lady on the step though her suitcase was a worry since I’m not a B &B. She opened her mouth to speak and I was almost blown away by the smell of booze that hit me, apologies if someone is now manufacturing sweets with an obnoxious smell. Then she spoke and the last of my illusions broke.” Buy some freakin’ soap for charity” was an approximation  of what she asked and /or demanded, I wasn’t sure. I moved my hand to the sign on the door I was standing next to that said basically ‘No hawkers. It’s an offense to try and sell in this area, so bugger off and don’t come back’ though not verbatim. She hoisted her case up to rest on one arm and opened it. It was full of a household brand name toilet soap, bath scrubs and other things. “Well?” she said “itzforcharitee.” I tapped the sign and looked at it but it had no effect. I think I heard “deaf git.” I replied as much as possible without stuttering “No thank you, you have to ask the prison warders if we can buy things, that’s why you’re not allowed to sell here.” I thought that might be polite enough and started to close the door . “Flip you too grandpa ” I heard, or words to that effect. I note she didn’t bother with the other bungalows though.

Please note, a bar of soap can cost 30p but can be sold to you for £3.00 on the doorstep like this. If you or someone you care about doesn’t have one, ask the Neighbourhood Watch for a sticker that says you don’t accept door to door sales and that it’s an offence to try. Please leave. If you return you can be arrested. You can point it out to callers. Have an internal door chain fitted and if you’re at all suspicious call the police as they’re always happy to hear about bogus callers. Anyone claiming to be selling for a charity if genuine will be wearing a badge around their neck with name , who they’re selling for and a phone number to check. If you can write the details down when you phone it helps should you need to consult the police.

So, at 4.30 I stopped to watch Antique Road Trip. No women this week but one was the auctioneer most people I know can’t abide.Currently on TV in the US advising a group of Women on antiques. Don’t listen to him ladies. I realised last week that women in this programme have an advantage, one smile at the dealer when they ask for a bargain price and it’s theirs. A man asks with a smile and there’s not a lot off. After that I fell asleep in my chair and didn’t wake up until 6.00 pm when Eggheads came on. I watched that and then returned to work. Someone must be in a good mood because when I refreshed my screen there wasn’t too much there.  I was able to clear most of it by 8.00 pm and take another break. Very unusual for me. At 9.00 pm it was time to bite the bullet though. I came back and refreshed and it’s taken until 10.55 pm to catch up again. I’ve been able to do the blog and I’ll still get to bed before midnight.

In honour of Martin Luther King’s birthday, a song about him.

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Tuesday.

I got a 5.18 am today. Wonderful, about 4 hours uninterrupted, dreamless sleep with no horrible little messages running in the background telling me what ice cream to buy in the interval. So why was I so sluggish getting up? I nipped to the loo delighted to be able to put my weight properly on my foot. If Mike was here no doubt he’d tell you what a weight it is and to pity the poor ankle now.                                                                                                                                                                                                     As I came back, I signed in to check the  number of emails overnight. Not too bad, only about 50. I’d only dealt with about ten of them when it was time for my 6.00 am tablet. I went to the kitchen and had it with a drink of Pepsi then turned to the fish. Turning the light on I found  real hive of activity. Everyone was moving around as though excited. I hoped it was at my arrival or at least my arrival bearing food. I placed flake in for Morecambe and Wise and was really surprised to see my new hoplos coming to the surface. Most of my cats are bottom feeders and dwellers. I dropped some pellets in and a free for all began below with barging to push others out of the way of available food. Big Al who was acting like a normal fish this morning and not my trainer, stood his ground. Sharkey, the worst of the bargers made no progress on Big Al at all.

Once they’d been fed, I turned to my normal meds, thinking it a waste of time to come out twice. Once I’d dealt with that I made a drink to take through. Just before I restarted work I tried ebay to check and see if I could find Welsh money there as there’s talk that we’re going to have our own legal tender notes soon. I think it was 1971 we last started with Welsh notes before the Bang of England closed it down. They were beautiful notes. For a while afterwards the notes went on sale as a novelty. I wish I’d bought tons as they’re rare and expensive now. The other thing I was looking at and wan’t really aware of it at the time was fish tanks.  I was in ebay a little later in the day and found I’d saved quite a few to look at. I thought I was happy enough with the one in the kitchen but it looks like I might be considering the lounge as home for one. If I do that it will mean buying some new fish and probably larger ones. Mike thinks I want an Oscar.

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Try imagining this chap ( or chapess) as being about 8-12 inches long and pure muscle. Capable of drawing blood if it gets your finger in it’s mouth if it doesn’t like you. On the other hand, if it likes you, it can be most loving like Olive my last one who bust her way out of the tank, taking the lid right off, just to join me in bed one night.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       The thing is, to the best of my knowledge, I don’t want another Oscar and didn’t think I wanted a new tank either. But if I do, it will be some large catfish.

I started work again and concentrated on catching up to take any pressure off later. By 9.00am I was in the position of being able to get dressed. Mike had told me last night that he’s going to be at his Dad’s 29th-31st supervising the laying of a floor so there’s no more tripping over carpets. I turned to the computer to send Yvonne a message about taking me shopping that weekend and I found the computer was back on ebay looking at a tank a man can scuba dive in. I don’t know who’s doing it but seriously they need to take a look at the size of my room. A six foot would be the maximum I could take……..If I wanted one that is.                                            I worked through till lunch time playing catch up and then going to my Ancestry to see the hints. At 11.45 am I was glad to move away from the machine for a while.

Lunch was a bing cottage pie which I ate while watching my usual show. Even my pudding came in a plastic tub so the end of the meal saw me washing a side plate, a fork and a spoon. Hard labour indeed. No matter my feelings about the Father Brown series I was determined to skive persevere and so went back to work knowing it was just for an hour and a quarter. There was enough to keep me going and a tad more so something to come back to. I didn’t enjoy it very much again and will now have to consider that I’m never going to so maybe I’d better stop watching them. When it finished t 3.00 pm I was almost glad to return to work but maybe that was just the thought that it was only for an hour and a half. The computer was starting to whinge and whine at overuse when I got the chance at 4.30 pm to let it cool down for a while. I settled in front of the TV with a packet of Quavers and waited for the Antique Road Trip to start. A knock at the door got me out of my seat but it was my chemist lady with my drug run so I didn’t miss much.                                                                                                                                                                                                             Both the competitors bought  few reasonable pieces tonight. I was cross that one stood in the shop and engaged the owner in conversation about the age of some chairs, saying how new they were then taking one outside whispered about how old he knew they really were because of horsehair stuffing etc. To me that’s deceitful. For the second day on the trot he won and I was so disappointed. The auctioneer was very good tonight and cajoled good prices from the audience.

After Road Trip I watched Pointless then as I was about to watch Eggheads had the sudden urge to watch Big Bang Theory and turned over to an episode I must have missed. That kept me occupied until 6.30 pm but then I’d run out of excuses and had to come back through. There was a message from Yvonne saying the doctor is sending a new prescription to the chemist for antibiotics tomorrow but I don’t know which one yet. I hope she stays with this current batch which have done a good job on reducing both the swelling and the pain. I spent the evening working on mail more or less taking my time and resting long enough ( I hoped ) so that the fan didn’t start sounding asthmatic again. At 10.30 pm though I was able to start the blog as the mail boxes were empty at that point. I should be able to manage a good read before sleep tonight. I wanted to work on tomorrow’s emails as well so games night wouldn’t leave such a backlog but the computer wouldn’t let me.

Wednesday.

I got to bed early and I got my good read. I even got to turn my light out before 1.00 am, I was nice and relaxed. What I wasn’t expecting was to be awake at 3.17 am and getting up for work.Well, officially it was getting up to pee first and work second but you know what I mean. In some instances I was answering emails just after they’d been written. I was late evening in America and early afternoon in Australia. Just one message from my self appointed astrologer but as usual heavy denominations must cross her palm to be divulged. If anyone has any free predictions out there I’d be happy to hear from them.                                                                          I worked till just gone 6.00 am then went to take the morning antibiotic. As soon as the kitchen light went on I could see the activity in the tank. My newbies were doing a lot of moving around and the others must think they’re missing something and joined in. I swallowed the tablet with some difficulty and turned to put the tank light on.  There was a slight pause in the proceedings and then the dance went on as before. I put some flake in and then some pellets, everyone headed for the bottom including Morecambe and Wise who should have been gobbling the flake. A quick headcount showed just two bodies missing, one of the new synodontis and the large plec. Eventually I saw the small synodontis under the bridge no doubt biding his time, the king of camouflage I found draped over the top of the sunken ship as though he’d been carved there.

I took the rest of the meds and made a coffee to take back with me but decided to drink it in the lounge. I saw the time at 6.45 am then saw nothing else till 7.55 am.  I think I was drugged h’occifer. I got dressed and started back to work.  At 9.30 am I made a visit to Pauline’s for bread and a couple of other things, when I got back there was a message on my phone to call the surgery. I let Yvonne know but I’d forgotten it was Wednesday and she’d be at work at that time. Anyway she phoned in her break and let me know I needn’t panic. It was just a call about my prescription for more antibiotics going down to the chemist. Exactly the same information as she’d got from them yesterday. The woman was really snotty when Yvonne told them she knew. As though it was her fault.                                                                                      I broke off at 11.00 am to have a rest and to be ready for lunchtime. For some strange reason I started to watch Judge Judy. The woman fascinated me. She’s like an obnoxious doberman, forever barking and ready to bite. I was glad when I had to leave to make lunch which I ate watching Murder she Wrote. I returned to work at 1.00 pm and had to work hard to catch up again before sneaking off for 2.15 pm to 3.00 pm for another Father Brown. After that it was work again though the world had been quite generous in my time of and the work was easily managed. At 4.30 am I broke off ready for my Antique Road Trip and for my influx of visitors.  Five minutes into the programme the door opened and Lee appeared and handed me a belated birthday card. I got him his usual drink of water and then caught up on all his news as I’ve not seen him since just before Christmas.

He’s preparing a room at home for the baby. I remembered to give him a little picture frame I’d bought for a baby scan. I’m thrilled for him as he’ll be a great dad. It was about 5.25 pm when the door went again and Dil and Matt came in also carrying belated cards for me. Really nice brother and uncle cards. I’ve taken the others down and my balloon has been removed from the room. I made drinks while they chatted and answered question on the quiz that was on. As soon as it finished Dil erected the table and we got the new game out I’d got at Christmas which Lee hasn’t seen, Cards Against Humanity, a party game for horrible people. Lee laughs easily and has a very infectious laugh. There was a lot of laughter during the game, some shocks too. We played twice. I won the first one and Dil the second. Then it was nomination whist where my evil side came out a bit. I wasn’t just concentrating on my call as usual, I was concentrating on making sure others didn’t get theirs. It was a runaway success for me though I’m not sure how safe it will be to eat or drink anything in the house from now on after the threats that were made. Lee made his exit then which was just as well as I was running out of biscuits. Dil dealt a hand of crazy 8’s for us. It started well when I won the first hand but once Dil pointed out my zero score things went rapidly downhill. Fortunately I managed to get Matt to catch for a few big pick ups so he lost the game before they caught me too badly. Dil won so maybe he’ll undo the curse he put on me. I wish he’d stop doing that as it’s a beggar to get the cockerel’s blood off the floor.

After they’d gone I had a tidy up then made myself a sandwich so I could take my second set of foodie pills today. I also took my usual evening meds and my 10.00 pm antibiotic. I came through ere and found a lot of mail. I worked till 11.00 pm on it but then had to start the blog I’m looking at a 12.15 am finish tonight and I’ll finish the rest of the mail tomorrow.

I’m guilty of making assumptions. For years I thought this was a black singer. Seeing him tonight, the voice just doesn’t fit. Still good though.

Thursday.

On the slope down to sleep last night I remember saying ” None of your silly 3.17’s and 3.23’s this morning please” and I’m still not sure if I was talking to my subconscious or to Somnos.  In any event, whichever one it was has obliged me. However. let me just state categorically, they have a warped sense of humour. It was a 3.24 am day. What a lie-in that was. There was no time to be bitter though as there was a loo to be visited , a bank to be checked and mail to be answered. Oh Joy! Having visited the loo and found the traffic lights without the amber so I kept going from stop to start to stop to start to stop, I came back and powered up the computer. First job as very Thursday, to make sure my money has reached the bank. Everything was OK and I logged out of there and into my main mail box. There were quite a few emails but nothing I couldn’t handle. A quick glance told me I wasn’t going to be ripped off by anyone, made rich by anyone or being told which lottery numbers to play in a fortnight if I pay someone now more than I’ll win then. It was mainly straight post on people’s blogs and they were fine.

I’d caught up on the first batch by 4.50 am so had a few minutes on ebay looking for a cross of St Lazarus, mine was half-inched during the burglary. I can find Templar crosses aplenty in red but nothing in green. The computer started to wheeze again and as I’m bound to be responsible for it’s asthmatic ways I decided to give it a rest. Going through to the kitchen I put the main light on and took my antibiotic even though it was almost an hour early. The light had my piscine pals in a tizzy.Was it daylight or not? I thought, why not, and turned the tank light on. I swear some of them did a waggle dance. Morecambe and Wise both rushed to the corner next to me ass I started to wish them all good morning. Morecambe always seems very please to hear my voice.I must be like the Beach Boys and give off Good Vibrations. My two beautiful new catfish were running up and down the tank which is still strange to see as the others stick to the bottom of the tank. The two little synodontis came out of their shell (literally) to see if breakfast was served, Sharkey was prowling the food service area and both Big Al and Little Al seemed to be waiting for the starter to fire his gun. The plecs were just the plecs,  uninvolved with anything unless it suited them. I open the food flap and dropped in some flake and some pellets. They acted like magnets, pulling in everyone to seek their little portion of food. Just like humans there was no co-operation and no sharing. First come first served. The plecs are clever. they just lie on top of what they find till everyone else goes away.

I couldn’t help but smile as I turned away to take the rest of my morning stash and then make myself a coffee to take back. First I needed to replenish the stand for my pods. I was really lucky with that as the stands you buy specifically for the pods are quite expensive but someone had bought me a revolving spice rack and not being fond of spicy foods I’d utilized it for the pods. It holds four different types ( 1 tea & 3 coffee) and happily takes 12 in each row if needed. I’m quite pleased with the result.

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I took my coffee back to the bedroom and started work again. That lasted until almost 7.00 am. Since I didn’t fancy another ebay session or any time on the family tree  I thought it was a good time to sit in the lounge and try for 40 winks. In order to aid the dropping off process I turned the TV onto a channel that caries US comedy shows like King of New York and Frazier. Big mistake, I started watching and couldn’t get off. At 8.30 am I went back through to get dressed. I spent n hour catching p with the latest batch then went to Paulines to get new lottery tickets and a packet of bacon. Mike may come today and he might be peckish. I was back inside by 10.00 am and in the short time I’d been out there were 3 messages on the phone. What usually happens is, if like yesterday the call is important I text Yvonne and get her to ring for me. Today two calls were from PPI firms and one was about new central heating boilers through a Government scheme. All the most irritating, annoying calls it’s possible to get as these are pre-recorded calls and for all I know on a continuous loop somewhere as rarely a day goes past without one. It’s as though they don’t think we’re capable of getting in touch just as easily after the first annoying call. I have a new boiler but it doesn’t stop the calls coming through. It’ s harassment.

Lunchtime was noon so I knocked off at 11.45 am to allow cooking times and pill taking time. While waiting I watched Judge Judy for a couple of minutes. I’m sure she’s been in for a charm bypass. If it demoralises you so much that you have to scream like  a harpy at the fools who appear before you I’d say you’ve been in the job too long. The ‘Bing’ came in time for me to watch Murder She Wrote again and blow me down I fell asleep before the end. To be fair I wasn’t out for long so at 1.15 pm I started back towards the bedroom. A knock on the door pulled me up and I did consider not answering in case it was a stranger, but it was my friend from the chemist with the new prescription of antibiotics. I had her wait a moment while I got a box of sweets in tanks and then continued to the computer where I worked til 2.15 pm. The formula was the same today, some Father Brown, work from 3.00 pm to 4.30 pm then a gap for The Antique Road Trip. At just before 4.00 pm I had a message from Mike to say he was on his way. After the Road Trip I nipped back in to do a little work so it would be easier to sit with Mike when he arrived . He got there just about when I’d expected at 5.55 pm by which time I’d gone back through to put the kettle on. I poured his drink and we sat down with Eggheads. As that was over I turned to a Big Bang Theory which as it happened Mike hadn’t seen before. That was a bonus.

Tonight there was a new episode of Big Bang Theory on at 8.30 pm and then a new programme that looked funny at 9.00 pm. In order to watch those, I had to leave Mike to is own devices at 7.00 pm. I thought it was worth trying as I could always do the blog later and leave any overflow of mail until tomorrow. I enjoyed the change and didn’t even rush through in a panic once the programme was over. I’ve been taking my time with this but I’m going to have a quick peep at the mail anyway before bed.

Friday.

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The above appeal was brought to you on behalf of David whose sense of humour is rapidly diminishing. 3.22 am is still not funny Somnos ! I’m spreading the word, what more d’you want? It’s not even two and a half hours sleep at a time. And yes, I could turn my light out and go to sleep earlier and what do you do? You adjust the clock and get me up earlier. I swear blind you’ve got me up ten minutes before I’ve even got to bed before now. Having said all that, I’d no idea what kind of work load was waiting for me this morning and being Friday it’s drug top-up day. So maybe this once you did me a favour by accident. No,  you didn’t. The mail when I got to it after the loo trip in the dark so as not to disturb Mike, was quite manageable. I’d rattled the first load off by 4.30 am. I thought about trying to get back to sleep but I was fully charged now. I had a small catalogue nearby that had come in the post recently which wasn’t opened so I had a quick flick through that. It wasn’t near enough to Christmas to warrant starting my shopping yet ( only about 50 weeks to go) so it was only a cursory glance. At 5.00 am I decided to give the fish a treat and go and have a chat.

I turned the kitchen light on and even then sensed a lot of movement so went straight to the tank.  It was like the Butterfly Ball. Even in the semi dark everyone seemed to be wearing their finery and such grace I saw. There seemed to be waltzes, pavanes and partnered cotillions and movement which seemed to be free of structure yet worked beautifully except maybe or Big Al who seemed to have two left fins. Astounded, I switched the tank light on. Oh why didn’t you stop me? The movement continued but now there was no beauty in it, just a series of random swims which bore no relationship to anyone else’s.They remained pretty in my eyes but all co-ordination and co-operation was gone. I wished “Good Morning ” to them all but neither Morecambe nor Wise came to listen to me. I sat on my haunches to tell them all how beautiful they were (even Big Al and Little Al, albinos both) but seemingly could not attract their attention. I’m guessing I was a party pooper and paying for it with another trip to Coventry.

I was on my haunches still and found I couldn’t stand and also here was pain in my heel in that position. Even getting a grip on the work surface didn’t help. I daren’t call Mike in the ‘middle of the bloody night’ to use his term so I had no choice but to drop to the floor. Ouch, turn over onto my stomach and get to my knees and thence to my feet that way. I felt a right lemon I tell you. There may have been sniggers from the tank but I didn’t hear them. Once on my feet I dropped food in for them and watched them scrabble for it. The two nearly cream flashes that are the Al”s, the cream and raspberry of Sharkey, the almost dark brown camouflage of the plecs, the leopard markings of the new corys and the beaautiful almost dalmation markings on an almost see through background of the hoplos and of course the  beautiful red and blue of the two Siamese fighters was quite a sight as they all chased the food but I wished I hadn’t turned the light on at all so early.

I was feeling quite dejected at my stupidity as I turned away from the tank and poured myself a drink of milk to take my meds with. Despite it being only 5.30 am and me being a creature of some habit I didn’t care and took everything I was supposed to including the new antibiotics. Before making myself a drink I got my meds drawer out and started refilling the pillbox. I had to refill the drawer too with some of the new drugs delivered on Tuesday. It took me a half hour to finish that then I put the drawer back and made my drink. Time to go back to work. By 8.15 am I was in the clear again, or I was if I didn’t refresh. I decided on a break and went to the lounge where I turned TV on for company. It was Frazier time. I must admit to quite liking that show. As it came to an end just before 9.00 am I put the kettle on and prepared Mike’s mug. At the same time I girded my loins for what could be a long job. Surprisingly it wasn’t. I took the drink though and loudly told him it was coffee time which got a grunt. I then told him it was on the bedside table which forced another grunt, hopefully opening his eyes. Then I left him to it and went to work. It was approaching the ten minute mark when his clock would normally repeat that I readied myself to go through. Instead, I heard movement, and moments later I heard him go in the lounge. I finished the last of the mail I was doing and joined him.

What a stupid mistake to make. I try to get Mike up at 9.00 am to leave at 10.00 am to arrive at his Dad’s about 11.00 am. In the lounge I put the TV on to cover the lack of conversation until he’s awake. But he became interested in it instead and stayed in his pyjamas until it was over at 10.00 am. Now I feel guilty he had such a late start. When he left the house I went out at the same time to post some letters and then to pick up 2 pints of milk and some bread from Pauline’s. I’d forgotten to take my bag out with me and had to buy a carrier bag. Still, it’s a donation to charity. I put the shopping away when I got home then started a catch up session until lunch time. All the time I was making lunch I was waiting for a knock on the door until I remembered the warden had told me she wouldn’t be coming today. Great, I had my lunch watching Jessica Fletcher show she was brighter than any Police Detective, with my shoes and socks off, toes wiggling with glee.

At 1.00 pm I returned to work and tried hard to concentrate on the job in hand. Trouble was I kept zoning out. As I came back I’d no idea whether I’d done anything to what was on screen  or not. I didn’t have time to mess about and have a sleep as I wanted to break at 2.15 pm anyway. I did stop work at that time and thought maybe I should use the time to sleep but no matter how I tried I couldn’t. At 3.00 pm it was back to work an I encountered the same problem as before, I was not getting enough done. At 4.30 pm I contemplated staying where I was but realistically that ridiculous thought stayed with me for about ten seconds. I wasn’t going to miss my Antique Road Trip for anything. But, when that finished at 5.15 pm and Mike still wasn’t back, I went back to the computer for an hour. I saw the end of a quiz show when I came back through then turned off the TV at 6.30 pm and went for a shower. Before I got in the shower I made sure the front door was locked. I hadn’t heard from Mike and if he set off it would take him an hour. If he got back before then well, he has his own key or access to the emergency one outside. As it happened when I got out of the shower he still wasn’t back. I unlocked the door on the way back to my bedroom to brush my hair. The next thing I know is what looks like Quasimodo is having a go at my front door lock. I opened the door to find Mike hunched over at the lock trying to find the hole for his key. I asked him  why he didn’t just try the handle as the door was open. He looked sheepish which was an improvement on the Quasimodo impression.

At 7.00 pm I watched a different Road Trip which unfortunately still had the same ‘character’ in. Unfortunately and astoundingly he won again too. Both Mike and I were hungry so I made bacon sandwiches for a late tea. After washing up, I watched Mastermind while Mike disappeared to his bedroom to watch his beloved Man United playing a match. When I came through to my bedroom at 8.30 pm he was able to move back into the lounge so he could make out the players on the big TV. I’ve been here ever since as Sod’s law says the post will start to pour in  the minute I’m occupied elsewhere. That’s why Saturday’s are always bad.

Saturday.

I turned off my light at about 12.45 am  but despite being tired my brain was on overtime (unpaid) rates and wouldn’t let me sleep. 1.25 am was the last time I remember seeing so I assume I fell asleep soon after that. Somnos must have been feeling particularly beneficent  as I was allowed to stay in bed until 3.31 am this morning. I know what you’re going to say, just wasting my life lazing it away like this but be fair, my current employer (slave owner) doesn’t seem to be paying much of a salary for work done. My oh my. you are pernickity today, I admit that maybe I’ve been a little lax on the promotion of Somnos et al but I haven’t had much to work with except veiled threats and not so veiled threats so far. Not a single lottery win. OK, OK, no need to be so anally retentive, Yes, there was £25 but that’s hardly life changing. Anyway, who’s side are you on?

I paid my visit to the loo being sure to creep past Mike’s room . On my way out I heard him speak and moved closer to his door in case he was awake. I bumped into the large glass candle stand MuJo got me for Christmas which made a heck of a clatter. Not a peep from him. So much for being ready for more burglars. It did remind me to try putting the light on in future though. I came back and signed in to the computer and then my main mail box. One tiny mistype and they pounced asking for mobile number and address of any other mailbox in case I ever forgot my password. Like I need flooding with more adverts from new directions. I was in and found not too many messages, especially from last night as I’d worked until midnight almost. I have a friend and fabulous author on a research ( oh yeah!) holiday in the Hawaiian Islands at the moment who wrote an interesting post I enjoyed ( http://theobsidianmirror.net/). I spent some time reading and commenting on that before carrying on with the normal mail. I was done by 5.50 am and didn’t think the fish would mind an early start.

I turned on just the kitchen light so I could enjoy their movements before turning the tank light on. If I do  get another tank, I’m transferring all my friends to the lounge as they’re quite fascinating and relaxing.  Maybe I won’t need the TV at all then except when Mike needs football of course. Once the tank was lit up I saw they were all preparing themselves for food. Strictly speaking, today is diet day but I couldn’t do it to them. What was nice once the food was in was seeing the two newest corys , sorry synodontis , ( see Sunday 4th for picture ) come out to play. They really are stunning. Of course the new hoplo catfish are stunning too. I’m looking forward to the day they are bigger and can be named and recognised by their individual markings. They probably are distinctive at the moment but they refuse to pose side by side till I check. Sometimes I think maybe I’m seeing the same one time after time and the other one has escaped.

I took the antibiotic and all the other drugs then made myself a coffee. Once I’d taken it through I got dressed ready for taking the rubbish out. It wasn’t raining but I could see it was cold outside so I put on a thick jumper. Once the stuff was gathered together I took it to the end of the path an came back in shivering. It was 6.50 am so I went to prepare Mike’s mug and couldn’t help wonder what kind of a morning it would be with him. It turned out to be a 3A 2C day.

1A, His first alarm which rang for quite a while ignored before he finally turned it off.                                                                                                                                                                 1C  The first call from me. “Coffee’s up bro, don’t let it go cold.”  Got something like an “OK righto.”                                                                                                                                       2A  The second alarm goes off . A single curse followed by turning it off.                                                                                                                                                                                           2C  The second call from me. “Don’t forget your coffee, its going cold.”  Not sure what this elicited but there was a blue cloud above the bed.                                                 3A  The third alarm goes off. Definitely not a happy bunny now , says something about ‘Luck’ and sits up to get his coffee. He takes it through to the lounge  to look daggers at me ( or throw them, not sure which) but being sensible I’m still in my room working on mail. I did go through and in passing scratched the top of his head. This at least served to stop him growling. We chatted for a few minutes until his answers were more than one word long then I left him to it while I went to get a pair of shoes on. I was wearing grey slacks today so it was black shoes. I managed to get my right one on without too much of an effort today. Magic ! I heard Mike make a move for the bathroom and then his bedroom so I knew he was getting dressed. We left the house at 7.50 am.

At the Supermarket Mike went for a trolley as I raided the cash point.then we met for a cigarette before going inside. The first point of call was the flowers.Most of last week’s had survived quite well so I chose a small bunch of carnations to replace and  dead flowers and add some nice colour to the vase. Mike’s the one who usually arranges Ju’s flowers and he didn’t disagree with my choice. There seems to be less choice than usual and prices are certainly high at the moment which I can understand in Winter. We moved round to the sale aisle where I bought Reuben some Fireman Sam cutlery but nothing else caught my eye today. We moed round to the gent clothes and I saw some jeans being reduced. When I stopped to look the member of staff told me they were for next weeks sale, not today- DAMN! But when Mike asked, the sale starts Thursday so maybe I stand a chance yet. We did eventually hit the food section where I bought some basic ready meals and some sliced beef, yoghurts, cakes and lime and lemon drinks. Then came the staples like bread, milk and some chocolates for our friends as well as a birthday cake  (Y ddraig goch ) to take to the Ivy. We went through the till and while I went for cigarettes, Mike went to order the coffees. I decided to have an iced one today so Mike was looking forward to me getting brain freeze.

There were no detours today so we went straight to Flint. I was hoping to buy a box of birthday cards so I went round Home Bargains, no joy. In B & M Bargains I had no luck either. Mike’s ghast was flabbered when I bought nothing in either place. We lit cigarettes and walked in the direction of Temptations. Before we went in I took a chance on one last shop and actually found their very last box. Not the best cards in the World but great to have in an emergency. We went into Temptations with a box of chocolates for them. I ordered the drinks and a teasted toecake for Mike even though we were just an hour away from lunch. It was quite busy but Mike did manage a session of double entendres with Ceri nonetheless. After his teacake he ate two of the little biscotti we get with the drinks and then four of the coffee biscuits you sometimes get that he had stored in his coat. We threw kisses over the heads of the queue at the counter to wishthem goodbye once we’d done.

We reached the Ivy around 12.30 pm and had a cigarette as we wandered round to the side door to take them by surprise. We would have done had there been anyone there on the counted but it was we who were surprised . Rob appeared carrying plates from the front of the cafe then Angie and Shirley appeared from the direction of the loos thus proving that women always go in twos. Tariq just appeared. I handed  over the chocolates and the cake to him saying we wanted the staff to have cake with us. Mike pointed out to me the woman who was there last week whose mother told us she shared my birthday ( mine because I’m the oldest by far). Rob did the drinks and brought them over. Tariq followed him and brought me a card, a saucy mug and a fantastic framed picture of Reuben and I together done more like a painting, from all the staff. I was quite choked and for once Mike didn’t have his hands round my throat.  We ordered lunch and I took my tablet then went out for a smoke. I was eating healthily today, a baked potato with beans, coleslaw and side salad. Mike had a roast pork dinner. Once we’d finished, Tariq brought the cake to me to cut despite my shaking hands, I cut it into 8 pieces. I asked Mike to take one to my birthday twin, he and I had one each and the other five went to the staff. Fair play, it was quite nice cake. Shella came out to thank me, Tariq came out wiping his mouth. My birthday twin came over to say she’d enjoyed it.

I paid the bill and we started to leave. Somehow the subject between Mike and I got back to fish when I laughed and said I knew he’d want two of the hoplo catfish once he’d seen them. Tariq who’d walked us to the door chimed in to say that he was thinking of having a tank there and maybe Rob ( who apparently knows about fish) might breed and sell them in which case he’d need more than just one tank. He was prepared for that but at the moment nothing was definite. We hugged goodbye again and I think Mike may want to visit the fish shop tomorrow. We drove home and as it was 2.30 pm by now I took my next antibiotic. After putting the shopping away I set to work. It was very difficult as I was fighting to stay awake after eating. I didn’t get as much done as I thought. Mike came through about 4.00 pm freshly shaved as he was going off to meet a lady friend in Llandudno for the evening. I told him he must be in bed by midnight……………. or come home.

At 5.20 pm I went through to watch the programme Mike and I usually watch but suddenly my eyelids were in the way. They stayed there until 7.35 pm. I quickly had some toast to get the second food tablets out of the way then came back to work. I’ve been here ever since trying to catch up on the day’s work. Mike came home at 11.00 pm and told me all about his evening. He talked about next weekend when he’ll be needed at his Dad’s 9.30 am Friday and at 8.30 am Saturday though he intends to stay here. Then he hit me about the head for laughing at him being up in time to travel an hour to get there knowing how I struggle to get him out of his pit already. He reminded me he’s in Poland for a week next month and Canada for 3 weeks the end of March. I shall be deserted like a golf widow and left to my own devices again. That means I can get into as much trouble as I like.

Well, it’s now gone midnight and I need to go back to my mail to finish as much as I can. Thanks for being with me. Have a Wonderful New Week.  Huge Hugs

 

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  1. David: Hi – it’s Chuck Larlham from Gather. It’s good to find you again. I had thought of you the last couple of days, when I discovered Gather was still up… and still not available. I had read a couple of pieces you wrote for Gather, but this non-stop daily life diary is just fantastic. I’ve had a fun hour or so reading this week’s installment, and I’ll be following from now on.

    By way of catching up, I published Book II (Stories I Didn’t Get to Tell You the First Time) of “The Old Man and Me” in November. I remember with gratitude your encouragement when I moved to publish the first one. You keep writing, and I’ll do the same. May try to emulate you with a blog on Word Press to try out stories.

    R C Larlham

    • Hi Chuck. What a delight to find you here. I was so frustrated to find I could not sign in to Gather at all over a year ago that in the end I stopped trying. I’ve just been to your blog and couldn’t find a Follow Me button so it would give me great pleasure if you decided to give WordPress a go. You could hav great fun and get a lot of exposure on here for your books. Stories of the ‘Lovely Laura’ would be well received. Many congratulations of publishing the second book. I’ve given up writing/publishing for quite a long time now and concentrate on the blog instead but I do have a following should I ever start to write and that’s nice.
      Thanks so much for your kind words and I’m going to be looking for a new blog on here from you that I can follow and promote.
      All the best
      Hugs
      David

      • Yeah, no follow me button. I had followers for a while (about a dozen Gatherers) but I let things drag and they left. I think WP is the better way to go anyway. The Luvly Laura and I will be along directly. I understand concentrating on the blog, but I still want to finish a couple of things.

        Sorry I missed your B’Day, but then again consider this Happy Birthday wish an extension of a celebration.
        Best
        Chuck

  2. Belated Happy Birthday, David! I have had the fright of my life from a lurking helium balloon in the shadows too! Am sure that is why I’m a bit short on one end, frightened a year’s growth out of me! Young Reuben just gets more gorgeous with every photo. Have a great week! xxx

    • Thanks so much Ardys. Yes, I agree, I was on line to be 7’4″ until a balloon shortened my growth spurt. It’s no fun coming across one in the dark like that.I’m sorry you won’t reach 6 foot now. lol
      Reuben does have a smile that makes me smile when I see him but I know there’s something of an imp about him too. I dread him starting to talk and teasing my straight hair or stunted growth at only 5’11”.
      Have a Wonderful Week,
      xxx Massive Hugs xxx

  3. “izforcharity” is a common selling point here, too. But soap? Really. I think her twin is in Colorado making the rounds now as the scene here sounds very familiar. Except for one thing; her sister here only looks like she’s drunk. She’s actually willy and very persistent.
    We have 3 neighbors in their 90s, and the stories they get sold are actually convincing and quite dangerous if the person gets inside.
    Happy Birthday to you!!! Is Reuben old enough to sing yet? Once he gets started, he’ll be singing it at the top of his lungs and giggling. Have a terrific week, and don’t buy any door-to-door soap.

    • Hi Marylin, one of the usual things here is distraction selling. One stands on the doorstep selling soap or something while an accomplice nips in through the back door to steal what they can. If they tried that here they’d be very frustrated as I don’t have a back door. I think you’re right though, they’re at their most dangerous if they’re allowed inside.Excuse me I need a glass of water should be met with a closed door while you get one, never allowing the person access. I think this girl really was drunk though I don’t doubt she’s wily too. I’d say since she obviously wasn’t selling ‘izforcharity’ that she is trying to support a drink problem. I hope your neighbours are safe.
      Thankfully Reuben isn’t talking/singing yet so I’ll be saved that when I see them this week. Next year being 65 I’m telling no-one.
      I hope you have a Wonderful Week. Stay Happy and always be as nice as you are.
      xxx Gigantic Hugs xxx

  4. David I’m so glad you enjoyed your birthday. I think that’s important.
    Being able to put your weight properly on your foot had to be a great belated birthday gift!
    The new fish seem to be a delight.
    I’m impressed — you and Mike got out before 8 a.m.? Are you sure it was really him?
    Wishing you a wonderful new week. Mega-hugs! 🙂

    • Hello Darling Teagan, thank you ! This is one of the longest birthdays I’ve ever had as I’ve more to come on Tuesday when I see Yvonne and Reuben. You’re right that putting weight on my foot was an added bonus, it’s not strong enough to get back to kicking Mike yet though. The new fish are gorgeous, such lovely patterning. I do want more though and bigger.
      It’s funny, when things work out and Mike gets a move on I do look at him askance and ask who he is and what he’s done with my bro?
      I wish you a wonderful and stress free week.
      xxx Ginormous Hugs xxx

  5. Although a bit late I want to wish you Happy Birthday, enjoyed your adventures as always and so glad your foot is getting better. Have a fantastic week and a big kiss and hug to you!!

    • Thanks so much Suzanne. Late or not, the Birthday wishes are always welcome ( not next year though, it’s the biggie).
      I’m so glad you’re enjoying the adventures still and I’m grateful for your kind words.
      Foot getting a little better every day now thanks.
      Sending a Kiss and Humongous Hugs to you. Have a Great Week ahead of you.
      xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

  6. I admit–I had to look up ham and onion and bacon bap. Interesting. Oh, goodness. David, the door to door sales…ahem, lady was funny, but on the other hand, not funny at all. Actually kind of scary. I’m glad you sent her on her way, attractive or not. You should have played that Rod Stewart song for her–“You Got a Nerve.”🙂 Have a great week.

    • Hi Mary J, I’m so sorry. Sometimes I forget that food isn’t always an international thing which is just as well really as I don’t want to find a world shortage of bacon and baps because everyone copied me.The door to door lady would be scary to a lot of people on their own hence the warning but I tried to make her as comic as possible for the blog. Yes, the Rod Stewart song would have suited her very well.
      I hope you’re OK and the writing is going well. I look forward to tweeting the next one.
      xxx Massive Hugs xxx

  7. Happy Birthday, David, and many happy returns.

    Best wishes

    john

  8. Happy Birthday David – Let your birthday brings your much more joy, health and Happiness!!

  9. Happy Birthday, always good to get it extended across several days. Birthday Eve, Birthday Boxing Day etc

  10. -grin- Happy Birthday, David. I like the sound of the shirt and top – you should post a pic of them. You can even wear them if you want.😀

  11. Loved the “session” with the soap seller – it brought “action” to your day you didn’t expect – I bet – ? –😀. Perhaps a bar or two wouldn’t go amiss if given to her to wash her mouth with on her travels. So glad – again – I installed a deadlock on my front gate – don’t get such surprises these days – YAY!

    • I get annoyed that these little parasites want to prey on the elderly ( which doesn’t include me of course) but can’t even treat us with enough respect to make it seem convincing.. Maybe I should have washed my mouth out afterwards given some of the names I called her in my head afterwards.
      Your deadlock sounds a great idea.
      xxx Ginormous Hugs Ina xxx

  12. I read my way through your week in installments today David – I’m starting to think it would be better for me to read a day each day but then I’d be two weeks behind instead of one …… Oh the choices we bloggers have to make!

    I loved your comeback to the ‘charity’ hawker – they can be dangerous people – I know of some elderly folk who have signed away hundreds of dollars on stuff they don’t need because of slick sale pitches. Though your lass didn’t appear to have that particular skill under her belt🙂

    Hope all works out with the new fish, the leg continues to improve and Happy Belated Birthday! A Birthday Hug: {{ x }}

    • Thanks so much.I suppose it is a bit much to take all at once.Maybe I should do an edited highlights version.lol
      Yes, some of these people are horrors and have attacked householders if they get inside. This one didn’t have the sense she was born with but could still hurt someone.
      The new fish are doing well and were joined by three more today.One big one would be nice now. The leg is doing much better but won’t be a quick job it seems.
      Thank you for the birthday wishes, it’s going on a long time.
      xxx Massive Hugs xxx

  13. Happy Birthday my lovely friend – slightly on the late side but better late than never🙂 I hope you had a great day and you were suitably spoilt and ate lots of chocolate x

    • Hello Lovely Sarah, thank you. Yes I had a great day and was very spoilt. There’s more to come this week when I see Yvonne and Reuben too. I was very good and laid off the chocolate but I’m starting to feel like some now. I hope you and the family are OK.
      xxx Massive Hugs xxx

  14. Catherine Johnson

    Belated Happy Birthday, David! I’m glad you celebrated with Yorkshire puddings. Scared by balloons that’s quite a story. Shadows are the worst! Have fun! xxx

    • Thanks so much Catherine. I wouldn’t leave the Yorkies out
      Just imagine what I’d have been like if the balloons had got faces on them. Shadows are OK as long as they stay still.
      xxx Gigantic Hugs xxx

  15. We used to have an aquarium in the living room, and I loved watching ‘fish TV’ as we called it. Far more entertaining than half the stuff on the boob tube! As for your battles with Somnos, have you tried eating a banana or a hot milk drink with honey before bed? Those things are supposed to contain chemicals that trick the brain into sleep. Also, not over stimulating your cog with the emails too late in the evening might help. Whatever works, hope you can get a bit more rest this week! Bises xx

    • You’re so right Mel. Give me the fish tank over the TV anyday.
      I thought a banana would be like;y to give me indigestion at that time but a hot milk drink is OK. I have to keep abreast of the emails which is why I’m up so late. I daren’t let them mount up. I was off for nearly 8 hours today and came back to 249 on one mail address alone.
      This week I’ll try bribery and see how that goes.
      xxx Massive Hugs xxx

  16. David: I’m pleased to see your birthday was good and your foot is getting better. Great use of the spice rack…I’m intrigued by your fishes. I hope we’ll get to see a picture and read a book about them. I think Big Al might be a magician…

    • Thanks so much Olga. I thought it was better than the spice rack going to waste…I apologise to all you cooks out there who think it’s blasphemy.
      The fish are wonderful. I’ve posted pictures of them as I’ve got them to show what they’re like but if you mean a group one, I’ll see how many are shy at some stage. As for a book, I don’t think so. Personally I think Big Al is a pain in the posterior just sent to torment me. I’ve had my life ruled by a cat, by rats, degus and now fish, there’s nothing left. Oh yes, a daughter.
      xxx Hugs Galore xxx

  17. Happy birthday to you David!😀

    • Thank you Metan. I still wish you’d come back, I loved reading about your trips out with the boys and your garden as well as the odd little extras you threw in from time to time.
      xxx Huge Hugs xxx

  18. I’m still giggling at the thought of you and Mike sharing the same pair of trousers, David. What a visual.
    The new fish will provide even more water world fun, no doubt. Isn’t the tank getting crowded? Can’t imagine Big Al getting any grumpier.
    And bing cottage pie. That’s one I’ve not come across yet. Still, the name sounds scrumptious.
    Here’s to another week of an upward trajectory of recovery. Must get that punting ability back in place.
    xxooxx

    • Heaven forbid, if it was a air of mine they would be up to his chin.
      It’s a reasonable size tank that I’d hoped to run down but Big Al refuses to die so stocking it up again was the only option. None of them are big fish though so I’ve a fair bit of room yet unless I get a maximum of two 4″ ones or another 8 2″ones.. Big Al will be grumpy whatever I do.
      Bing cottage pie is just microwave cottage pie, not a new dish. It does taste OK though.
      Recovery ongoing.
      xxx Hugs Galore xxx

  19. Happy belated birthday, David!

  20. Happy Birthday! Sorry it’s late. Great music this week that I can actually listen to now they’ve turned off the ruddy blizzard feature. The amount of pills you pop is astonishing. It’s like reading Maigret, once you notice he has a drink every handful of lines…

  21. Happy belated birthday!!
    xxx hugs xxx

  22. I’d never heard of Hoplo Catfish before David. Happy belated birthday. The cake was a nice surprise.

    • Hoplo’s come mainly from South America Guy, they’re really pretty fish. Cakes are always a nice surprise though I don’t usually eat cake. Try keeping me off doughnuts though.
      Hugs

  23. I’ve got that coffee machine! Never thought of using a spice rack for the pods though. Ours are all jumbled up in a biscuit tin. And I can see my plan to knock on your door with a suitcase full of soap has been dashed. How about a set of encyclopaedias? No?

    • I just found the price of the racks exorbitant ( except at Lidl who never had any of mine when I went). The biscuit tin and playing lucky dip could be good. I bought a new morning coffee one this weekend.
      I think the encyclopedias stood more chance than the soap ( I read more than I wash) but I would probably have allowed you in anyway.
      xxx Massive Hugs xxx

  24. INGENIOUS! using the spice holder as a way to keep your little pots of caffeine neat n’ tidy!! but I’ve got to confess……my eye was drawn to ‘WELSH BREW’ on the shelf behind. ‘Oh’ I thought to myself, ‘ I wonder how that compares to YORKSHIRE TEA?’ Lovely David, it sounds as if you had a good birthday with much cake and treats and love – all as it should be. Sending you the warmest and huggiest of hugs from a snowy Spain. Carlotta xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    • Thanks Lottie, it was only because I’m too cheap to but their own stands. Would you like to compare the Welsh tea with the Yorkshire tea? It’s funny but Tetley Tea sent me a teabag for my birthday to have a drink with them.
      Yes, my birthday was lovely thank you though I didn’t have cake on the day. But plenty since.
      xxx Massive Hugs to you xxx Our snow is threatened again for Wednesday. I hope yours isn’t to bad.

  25. Belated Birthday greetings and hugs!
    Just spent all day in Wales and returning there soon. Always think of you when crossing the Severn Bridge. Hopefully in April for good – fingers crossed. Have a great day!

  26. Belated HAPPY BIRTHDAY greetinsg, David!
    xxx Massive Hugs xxx

  27. Not over and done with yet… Belated birthday wishes from me this week but as I was early prior, I hope it evens out. I’m pleased to read you have had a lovely few days of celebrations, I’ve never been a believer in just one birthday day. And you’ve had a nice trickle of lovely comments and best wishes here all week🙂 Also pleased to see you have new birthday fish. I’d forgotten how entertaining they are until I recently visited my aunt & uncle who had acquired a tank & fish since my last visit… I was so engrossed in the fish it was hard to focus on conversation. They are quite good, if silent, company and sometimes that can be a blessing.

    • Thank you, it’s been a good birthday week this week too but I think your kind wishes just about bring it to an end. I don’t think I’ve any surprises left.The birthday fish are wonderful but I had more this week as shall be revealed on Sunday. They are entertaining and very relaxing so I”m not surprised following a conversation was hard. I can’t be bothered with the guppies, mollies and tetras that a lot of people choose as I prefer characters and catfish are certainly that. Lots of fish also react to voices, coming to the side of the tank to listen, the deeper the voice the better. The other nice thing is they don’t take much looking after and you can buy slow release food for if you go away. I don’t want to get back to the days of Ju’s 7 tanks but maybe I’ll have one for the lounge or move this one.
      xxx Massive Hugs xxx

  28. A very Happy Birthday, David, and many, many more. ((BIG SQUISHY HUGS)) Wanted to sing you a happy birthday song.😀 You may delete after watching so it doesn’t clutter your comments.

  29. Hope you had a lovely birthday, enjoyed my time here today🙂

  30. Hi, David. It sounded like you have a great birthday with lots of lovely gifts.

    We don’t get that many door-to-door salesmen here as we’re on the 4th level and there’s no lift. When the watchman is here, he chases them away, but some seem to know when he’s left and come then. I now have my husband’s caregiver who’s great at telling them to leave. She also answers the phone and speaks Marathi, which I’ve never been able to learn, so handles things nicely. She’s worth her weight in gold for more than one reason. She takes excellent care of my husband, and she’s also been doing some cooking and cleaning. You better believe I pay her well. I’d have to be wealthy in the U.S. to afford someone like her.

    I’m glad to hear your new meds are relieving your condition and you can walk more easily. Have a great week. Hugs.

    • Can you possibly send her over Suzanne. Since I can’t answer the phone she can do it and I don’t mind if she does it in Marathi. A little bit of cleaning and a little bit of ironing and I’ll be a happy bunny. I’m quite prepared to pay of course,.935.58 rupees per hour.
      It’s handy you have your own little rottweiler to get rid of unwanted callers.
      It was a lovely birthday, I’m glad it’s finally over.
      One last week on the new meds and it should be OK we think.
      I’m so sorry your husband still needs this kind of care as it must make your life somewhat difficult. Being housebound a lot can get boring. Just as well you have the writing.
      xxx Huge Hugs xxx

  31. Happy Belated Birthday David! Sounds like you had a good day regardless!🙂

  32. Hi David,
    Happy belated birthday, looks like you were spoiled with lunch. Glad you were looked after.
    I really enjoyed reading about how you have to keep Mike motivated in the mornings and it reminds me of my house. We always end up needing 10 more minutes in the mornings. The sooze button gets pushed, an extra cup of coffee is always needed and my daughter always remembers something she need for school just as we have a foot out of the door.
    How rude with your doorstep seller, I bloody hate them. I am seeing more and more houses with signs saying no to unwanted callers. I just hate how you have to get a little aggressive to get rid of them because they rarely take no for an answer.
    I caught your photo of your spice rack come coffee pod holder, very clever and I have the same coffee machine as you! The best present my husband has ever got me, I love it. Costa Caramel Latte are my favourite and a really treat.
    I never knew that Wales may have had an own currency. I love that idea and am going to have look online what it looked like.
    Sorry its belated birthday wishes,
    take care,
    Kim

    • Hi Kim, thanks so much. Don’t worry about the wishes being belated, it wasn’t an important birthday. Everyone says that’s next year.( I think not).
      I dread your house if more than one needs motivation. If I get up at 3.30 am I’m ready for shopping by 4.00 pm.
      Doorstep sellers can be rude, but some aren’t even genuine and are either just trying to make money pretending to be a charity or sizing the house up to be robbed later.
      Hmm. I think my favourite is the new one Morning Coffee which has a nice smooth taste. Kenco medium roast is next.
      The currency was beautiful but I hear rumours that England is going to let us have our own again soon, as long as it’s done through them I suppose.
      On ebay the notes are now between £30- 40 each. If you can ever get hold of a book called Money for All by Ivor Wynne Jones, it comes with a genuine note in it and the full story.

      Hope you’re having a Great Weekend, It’s hail and/or snow here.
      xxx Huge Hugs xxx
      David

  33. OH MY God! I missed your birthday! UGHHHH!!!!! Remember last year? LOL! I “post-hosted” a surprise party for you…awwwww, I feel awwwwwful! Happiest Birthday, late or not, I mean it from the bottom of my heart.
    Let’s talk about that bit where you say a fish managed to break loose and land on you in the bed? What? Is there such a thing as mad fish disease over there? Or, Mousie says he thinks the fish liked your whiskers and couldn’t resist finding out if they are as soft and luxurious and they would appear…lol, Mousie is too much, I tell you…
    The baby looks deliciously kissable..so cute. I saw the pic with the coffee pods, and discovered, by Jove, that we have identical Tassimo – Bosch coffee makers. I had to put mine away because it is such a humongous hassle locating the proper coffee pack to use for it. Makes me angry, really, to see that Keurig thing basically take over the market for single serve brewers. It made the Tassimo styled pods extremely rare.I could order them and have them sent to me but it’s an all-around pain. And so my nearly brand-new machine sit in box high upon a pantry shelf. Pfttt!
    Well Mousie and I both hope you had a wonderful birthday, and though we are sure we wouldn’t have added any more or less joy by missing it, we want you to know you are special and should have had nothing less than a stellar day…you are just that stellar yourself. Massive hugs, xxxxCJ and Morguiexxx

    • Don’t worry about it, it wasn’t an important one and if I could have forgotten it I would.I’d certainly like to forget the biggie next year. Thanks so much for your best wishes anyway (and for last year of course).
      I think Olive was missing her daddy’s attention and wanted to let him know about it. No-one could believe she’d burst through the top of her tank and made it to my bed. Of course she’d cut herself and I was worried but she recovered.Pure muscle she was.
      I have no problem with the Tassimo pods, most of the Supermarkets do them but only Tesco seems to do the tea one.In fact Tassimo brought out a new one recently which In think is their own brand called Morning Coffee and it’s lovely. I’m really sorry you’ve had so many problems. Of course ebay have them but the postage can be high sometimes. Do you have Tesco in the US? Maybe they could send some.
      Reuben is getting quite big now. I had time with him this morning the little rogue, pinched half my bacon sandwich.
      I did have a nice birthday and quite quiet (yay). Now you’re making me blush again. I’m just a normal chap.
      xxx Sending Humongous Hugs to you both xxx

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